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Superheroes In Action Superman is flying through the sky on a bright sunny afternoon when all all of a sudden he spies Wonder Woman laying on the ground with her legs apart. He decides to fly down and do the dastardly deed ... 1 2 3 4 5	A Busy Man A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!" The doctor says "What's your problem?" The guy says "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'.. I give the ... 1 2 3 4 5
Trained Frogs Cindy, a beautiful, well-endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet... As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Snatch Eating ... 1 2 3 4 5	Day At The Zoo It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his ... 1 2 3 4 5
According To The Dictionary A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. ... 1 2 3 4 5	The Ranch Hand A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place ... 1 2 3 4 5
Dirty Mind! Read through and then see answers below:- 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. ... 1 2 3 4 5	Don't Lie To Your Kids One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" ... 1 2 3 4 5
Doggie Style Two guys where walking down the street when they saw two dogs humping. One said, "I wonder how much liquor it would take to get my wife to do it that way". So they made a bet of 10 ... 1 2 3 4 5	Puzzling Puddle A brunette, red head and blonde walk into an elevator with a puddle of white liquid on the floor. The brunette looks at it and states quite matter of factly "it looks like cum" The red ... 1 2 3 4 5
Woman vs KFC What does a woman and KFC have in common? After you are done eating the breasts, legs, and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in. 1 2 3 4 5	Nursing Home Inhabitants Jim Goldman's joke reminded me of an oldie but goodie: Fred and Myra were residents at the local old age home. One day, Fred came shuffling past Myra when she waved him over. "Fred," she said, ... 1 2 3 4 5
Starch In Your Shorts Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. "You'll never get that worm back in his hole," said the old man. Suddenly, Billy ... 1 2 3 4 5	The Hundred Nuns One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, "There was a man in the convent ... 1 2 3 4 5
Doc, I Got A Problem "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do." The next ... 1 2 3 4 5	Podiatry A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365 East West Street. By mistake, he went ... 1 2 3 4 5
Penis 4 a Day What women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. ... 1 2 3 4 5	Executive Stress? An executive goes to see his doctor, complaining of feeling worn out all the time due to his long working hours. The doctor asks him a few questions about his lifestyle. Doc: "So, do you and ... 1 2 3 4 5
Trouble With Bull An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beerhall. One of them says, "Ya know, Ben, I used ... 1 2 3 4 5	Experimental Pills A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes ... 1 2 3 4 5
Toilet Paper Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband ... 1 2 3 4 5	Body Language A bus stops to let on a passenger. This attractive lady steps onto the bus and puts her right thumb to her nose and wiggles her fingers without saying a word. The bus driver puts his right thumb to ... 1 2 3 4 5
Good&Bad Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other. Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: ... 1 2 3 4 5	Golf Lessons A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ... 1 2 3 4 5