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Seven Dwarfs Snow White and the seven dwarfs go on holiday to Rome, the Pope gets to hear and being a big fan he asks the dwarfs to come and visit him in the Vatican. During the visit Dopey asks the Pope. “Do ...	Fucking Machine A man was going away on a trip for work. Before he left he stopped at an Adult Toy store to pick up something for his wife while he was away because she was a sex-aholic. He didnt want her ...	The Smiths The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy pop was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife good-bye and said, "Well, I'm ...
The Rodeo Position Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it? Well you mount your wife from the back, reach ...	Ever The Opportunist One night a couple was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, ...	The Maneuver Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices. ...
Paycheck Raise The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, ...	The Immaculate Conception A seventy-five year old guy, his hair is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant. Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, ...	Accent An American was waiting on a London street corner. An attractive English girl was passing by when a gust of wind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy..." remarked the American. ...

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Abstinence Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. ...	Premature Ejaculation A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel ...	Trouble With Bull An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beerhall. One of them says, "Ya know, Ben, I used ...
A Dairy Farmer A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really bad. He was quite a ways from the house so he just climbed off his tractor and peed in the clover. As luck would have it, a ...	King Artur & Merlins Chastity Belt King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely Knights of the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, ...	Good Dentist A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. ...
Santa Visit It is around Christmas time and Santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup. He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. ...	Make Him Laugh A man walks into a bar and sees a jar with money in it and a horse standing next to it. The bartender told the man to put a dollar in the jar and make the horse laugh. So the man put a dollar into the ...	Unhappy Pharmacist Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist and walks out laughing. The pharmacist is perplexed but doesn't give it a second thought. The ...
Freshman Guide to Bra Removal OBJECTIVE To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot. WHAT YOU NEED 1) Girl with bra 2) Two functional hands 3) Common Sense TECHNIQUES 1) THE HOUDINI ...	Wasting Your Time A little boy walks into his parents room and sees his mom bouncing up and down on top of his dad. Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worrying about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly ...	Where Babies Come From One afternoon a little girl returned from school, and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?" ...
Down To Hell An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. "Oh my goodness," says the old lady, ...	Aftertaste A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 6 shots of Jack Daniels. The bartender asks "What's the occasion." The guy says "Its my first blowjob." The bartender says "Well if thats the ...	You Reap What You Sew A man and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignores the remark. A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his ...